Dude, ponies are paying attention to me?! Yaaaay!

Everything’s free if you know how to get it.

Invest in floaties.

I think its a little late to get home owner’s insurance.

…. I hope you didn’t wait for this advice…

Is your house still on fire? 

You have a social life, you’re just neglecting it. 

Its in the corner waiting for you to pick it up and take it out. But no, you don’t, you leave it there. 

Be glad you aren’t one of them… That you’re not in a horrible relationship. 

Let him know, you trust him enough to make a fool of yourselves on national television together <3

I had to stop playing video games years ago, because no one would lend me their systems anymore. Cheat code, smash controller doesn’t always seem to work.

I’m still here. I’m waiting on new questions. Don’t be shy. There’s no such thing as a stupid question here.

I believe you should try it, you never know until you try. I will not be held liable for your actions.